Bride and groom resplendent in a glow-in-the-dark skeleton onesie and ‘awesome Dad’ pyjamas!
It’s 1pm on a Tuesday.
They casually ask if I’d mind if they got married in their lounge room pillow-fort.
Umm “Fuck no!”
They said the minimum legal vows, exchanged onion rings and then celebrated with Krispy Kreme Donuts and finger buns.
My celebrant life’s work is done!
*drops microphone *